- Aries: Either this wallpaper goes or I do.
- Taurus: I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
- Gemini: To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
- Cancer: It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
- Leo: Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Virgo: Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.
- Libra: In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity is the vital thing.
- Scorpio: The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
- Sagittarius: When people agree with me, I always feel that I must be wrong.
- Capricorn: Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
- Aquarius: I can resist everything except temptation.
- Pisces: A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.